BMW 330i drives Jeremy Clarkson

Posted: December 17, 2007 in funny
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Jeremy Clarkson as always having fun road testing a vehicle.
But this time he does it without any control over it.
If you never watch car enthusiast programs watch Top Gear, it will convert you.

As an addendum, here are some alleged Jeremy Clarkson quotes.
“I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.”

Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster – ‘It couldn’t pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom’

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: Clarkson: “There is a word to describe this car: it begins with “s” and ends with “t” and its not “soot”.
Hammond: “So its fairly terrible then?”
Clarkson: “Oh no…losing your leg is fairly terrible: this is another league of badness!”

“the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

“Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you.”

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what… BEING STABBED?”

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car… in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.


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